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Will · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject: Official Jokes Thread

I think we need a thread where you can post jokes... would be fun to read after a good day of work.

I don't know jokes in english so I'll let you guys start off...

Btw this site is viewed by kids so if you think your joke is too hardcore dont post it :p

Spazz · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:02 pm Post subject:

what do a hooker and a bungi cord have in common?

B[x] · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject:

spazz, remember, pg-13.
also, i think it would be better if you post the whole joke, question and answer (if it's that type of joke) so that it's easier to keep track.

Will · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject:

I dont know... but just post the entire joke instead of waiting for people to say .... no I don't know tell me... Wink

Spazz · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject:

umm.. its not even a funny joke but I guess I shouldn't tell the answer because its like.. not pg13

xX_marie_Xx · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject:

******George W. Bush, John Kerry, and Ralph Nader are all on a plane that is going down in flames, and there is only one parachute remaining on board.

"I was appointed by Jesus to lead the free world," said Dubya. "I should get a parachute!"

Kerry insists, "I am a war hero and recipient of three purple hearts. I am most deserving of a parachute!"

Ralph Nader says, "I have spent the twilight of my career selling out my legacy as a legendary consumer advocate in order to become a pointless, egomaniacal political hack. I deserve the parachute!"

Then the plane exploded because politicians talk too much. Wokka, wokka, wokka!

**What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?...One of them is organized.

ThatGuy · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:13 am Post subject:

There's a School field trip involving 30 kindergarten students, 2 teachers (one male one female) on an airplane. Included on that plane are other passengers, the crew, and the legendary Michael Jackson.

Suddenly one of the engines blow up, and the plane is ready to go down. Upon quick inspection, the crew finds out there's a very short supply of parachutes. The teachers confront each other to decide what to do. Michael Jackson eavesdrops into the conversation.

The woman says "We need to save the children!"
The man says "Screw the kids!"
Michael Jackson steps in and says "Do we have time?"

P.S. nothing against Michael Jackson, but that IS a funny joke.

Will post many more jokes as time goes on.

SoaringSquirrel · Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 1549 0.00 Silvarrr

Since we're on the subject of MJ..

What does Michael Jackson have in common with McDonalds?

The both like to put their meat in 6 year old buns.

B[x] · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:10 am Post subject:

xX_marie_Xx · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:54 am Post subject:

4. THE TOP SIX REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
1.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

?ther Tech · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:37 am Post subject:

Michel Jackson is a fag
he used to play with tonka toys, but now he playes with little boys.

B[x] · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:57 am Post subject:

xX_marie_Xx · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:01 am Post subject:

?ther Tech · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:08 am Post subject:

yet so true.

B[x] · Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:09 am Post subject:

yet this is a joke thread, not a fact thread. next time, keep it to yourself.