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[Dao Jones]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/07/04/japan.volcano.ap/index.html

A Japanese official offered this official televised statement: "We are not the sure why ocean water is red color! Surely this is the work of madman?!" Deaf lip-readers later reported a conflicting statement.

[edit: ahh... you can't be hung-over if you stay drunk...]

[Tridge]

/runs screaming into the night

seriously though, thats pretty cool... and the quote is hilarious ^^;