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[lld_newb]

Canada isn't > anyplace, there judges still were powder wigs making your entire government suck weenies

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[Grim04]

Hockey isn't a sport.

Cali's GDP > Canada's GDP.

We win.

[KnightXENO2]

Depends on topic.

Canadian money > US money just recently (how the hell we let that happen....)
US health care > canadian
Canada > US in winter sports (they do get to train 3/4 the year since its always cold)
US population, power, total econony > canada
Canada > US in growth economy/exports recently [its official the US barely exports anything besides culture & SOME software anymore...]

You could go on all day, but in the end our neighbors to the north are probably the most like us out of any other country in the world. Seriously, I always think of canada as the US's little brother.... with the aussies being the cousins we mainly like, & england being the parent we used to hate but have gotten along with really well once we were more successful. Weird analogies but w/e.

[Grim04]

An American that's informed about the comparison of the U.S. Healthcare system compared to Canada's?

I love you KnightXeno.

Most Canadians I've met (that recently moved to America, or are just visiting), have been assholes that think they're better than Americans just because they're Canadians.

[Weaj]

It really shouldn't matter, we're very similar.

[MiKTeX]

Canadian bacon rocks.



Also, free health care = bad health care. Lol.




Honestly, canada = w/e. It's okay. It's doesn't suck as bad as a lot of countries in the world. Lol

[Dao Jones]

Canada is a fine country. I like Canada Dry Ginger Ale, and I hear the pot up there is top notch, if you're into that sort of thing. Plus, Vancouver is a very nice-looking place.

What I find funny about Canadians is how much they try to puff themselves up. They cite their skill in winter Olympic games, forgetting that 90% of those "sports" are ones that the US doesn't give a crap about. (Hockey? The NHL went on strike a few years ago, and no one noticed. Skiing? We only use skis to kill politicans like Sonny Bono.) They talk about their strong currency, while forgetting that the dollar is still the international standard.

I think it's jealousy. Americans are fat morons who can't find the Pacific ocean on a map. We're obese, lazy, and increasing religious. We elected an idiot to our highest office, then re-elected him four years later. We've never had a minority or woman as our President, and our current foreign policy is "attack any country we can't pronounce." (You're next, Azerbaijan.)

And despite ALL THAT, we're still the most powerful nation in the world by a large margin. Canada could take its entire GNP for three years and convert it into US Dollars, and it still wouldn't equal half of what Hollywood stars spend on cocaine and hookers in one month. And Olympic success? Five of the top ten medal holders are Americans. (The Russians, with their eugenic Ubermensch, have the top two spots.)

Look, Canada - it's okay. We like you. Thanks for giving us so many of your fine comedians, and we greatly thank you for Pamela Anderson. (Would you like Paris Hilton in trade? No, really, please take her.) Canada is like that guy at the party that tries too hard to get people's attention, instead of just drinking beer and sitting in the hot tub with the rest of us. Dudes! Chill. We invited you to the party, so just be happy for that. You could be like Mexico: we invited him too, but only so he could do food runs for us.

[MortisNostre]

This thread is bloody laughable. What rediculous bickering. If you all insist on comparing the countries, then the only sensible basis on which to do so would be the human development index, a measure of life expectancy, literacy, education, and standard of living.

1. Iceland
2. Norway
3. Australia
4. Canada
5. Ireland
6. Sweden
7. Switzerland
8. Japan
9. Netherlands
10. France
11. Finland
12. USA

Even this, however, is not a standard by which we can rank the worth or value of nations. Gross generalizations and anectodal acounts do nothing but perpetuate stereotypes.

[Torrent]

Good thing I'm Scandinavian.

[zarc]

hell yes for ireland...

[Wank]

For the record I hope theres a major earthquake and California gets separated from the good states. The gay capital of the U.S. would finally be disconnected and we could send all the fags over there. Jk ofcourse. Americas problem is all these people are fat and the diet programs = lies, to many fat and lazy bastards here.

Personally, I have no problems with Canada, I just like saying Canada sucks.

Although none of this matters, have the best time you can for the next 8 years, because thats all this world has left.

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