LLD101

Captain Crunch · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 3234 0.00 Silvarrr

hmm this was a while ago but i was on my lvl 18 pally vs a lvl 23 or so druid. anyone who has ever dueled me knows that my lld pally sucks some major ass, it only does like 800 dmg and only has like 700 life

xxx was slain by XxRainBladexX
xxx:omg hacker, u have duped weapon
me: ok ill fight u wihtout a weapon
xxx was slain by XxRainBladexX
xxx: omg hacker now your gunna get it
-he leaves and brings a lvl 59 sorc and hosts me, amazingly enuff i manage to kill this one too-
xxx:OMG stop using your duped weapons and your god hacks
-he leaves and brings a lvl 89 barb, manages to kill me, so i leave and get my lvl 85 javzon-
xxx: omg, bringing a high lvl to kill me, your a noob
xxx has left the game

Icanneverwin · Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject:

i remeber a past memory. THE day 1.10 patch came out. i bring my lvl 9 with 30% less dmg(cries Crying or Very sad

) and still kil lvl 30s and claim i Hack.

Hades · Joined: 03 Jul 2004 Posts: 958 0.00 Silvarrr

Sorry to bump, but i have recently been exiled by my dad to england so all my east accounts are unusable now. and i have been playing in europe where there rules are slightly different, i think lld = 29 for all characters. So within 2 weeks of normal playing i got bored quickly again and decided to lld again.. first Vld assasin cheap build normal, then a lvl 29 smitter ^^ yeah yeah i know, but meh. This screeny cracked me up abit, he was a lvl 49 barb ^^

lld_master · Joined: 04 Oct 2004 Posts: 412 0.00 Silvarrr

I got a new one:

Them has entered the game. Baal's minions grow stronger.
Them: "Ok who wants to die??" - lvl 94 paladin zeal with BOTD
Me: "me"
Them: "ok ready?"
Me: "ye"
Them has been slain be me in 3 hits - charges
Them: "Wtf.. lag?"
Them: "Again"
Me was slain be them
Them: "ye it was lag because there is no way that a lvl 35 pally"
Them was slain be me
Them: "wtf"
Them: "wow, what do u use?"
Me: "items...u?"

LLD_Pie · Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 515 0.00 Silvarrr

OneManGang_btc: U pot
Enk-Insanity Life tap
Enk-Insanity good try though
Enk-Insanity was slain by owndggthx
OneManGang_btc: Smiter pwnd ya
Enk-Ensanity typing
owndggthx: cry?
owndggthx: yes
OneManGang_btc: your naked
hamerdinboixv: lol
owndggthx: no
owndggthx: its str bug
OneManGang_btc: i know
OneManGang_btc: just saying
Hamerdinboixv was slain by owndggthx
Enk-Insanity was slain by owndggthx
OneManGang_btc: looks naked
Enk-Insanity was slain by owndggthx
Afp-Darkstar was slain by owndggthx
Afp-Darkstar: gd
owndggthx: gd
Enk-Insanity: ownd is a noob
Enk-Insanity was slain by owndgg thx
Enk Insanity wtf typing
owndggthx: ownd not good thx
OneManGang_btc: Enk is a noob clan
owndggthx: yeah lvl 2 druid pwns them
Enk-Insanity was slain by owndggthx

yeah that was a good one...
Afp-Darkstar - lvl 76 ww asn
Enk-Insanity - lvl 84 botd/exile/coa/fort zealer
hamerdinboixv - some nub hammerdin

owndggthx - me -lvl 59 smiter/caster pk

?ther Tech · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:06 am Post subject:

lld_master · Joined: 04 Oct 2004 Posts: 412 0.00 Silvarrr

I totally agree - he enters a game... stays in town... then jumps.... but usually when u jump u win... but nooooo he loses

pypride · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject:

hehehe ya i saw that guy earlier too...lolz
alright i gots one...from the other day
im on my 35 charger mld in a low mld game when im outside im hostiled by a 47 conc barb...

you have been hostiled by xxxx
xxxx jumps me & takes two swings at me, taking me to 3/4 life
i charge away & charge back, killing him in 2 charges
xxxx has been slain by BlitzKrieg_Nite
xxxx: wtf jump??
xxxx: try that again
xxxx has been slain by BlitzKrieg_Nite (1 hit this time 2handed Razz

)
xxxx: ok thats it
xxxx has left the game
xBlizzSorcx has joined (lvl 80+ sorc)
you have been hostiled by xBlizzSorcx
xBlizzSorcx: k come now bitch
xBlizzSorcx has been slain by BlitzKrieg_Nite
xBlizzSorcx: wtf hacker (spams hacker about 30x)
xBlizzSorcx: k fine brb w/ barb
xBlizzSorcx has left game
xBarbx has joined (lvl 90 ww barb- ebotdcb, nig, ss...typical)
-i leave & rejoin w/ my 89 zealer & i use my new eth alma instead of exile so he cant complain (i love that thing)
-i hostile him & go outside...he ww's me 10 times...hitting air every time
xBarbx has been slain by Valiant_Nite (2x zeal series)
xBarbx: w/e noob your owned
xBarbx has left game
-everyone else in the game laughs throughout the entire thing...

ahh the fun times of pub dueling Laughing

ubermoose · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject:

my favorite lld story is when i had just finished my 18 pure charger and was getting him to lvl 18 in tombruns when a lvl 40-somthing barb joins and hostiles us all. well my char was in town at this point having just turned 18 and was puttin all my final gear on when after the barb has done killin all the other ppl in the game he starts callin me chicken for staying in town..... so o/c he gets his ass owned.... i like it when pks go wrong Very Happy

.

another. lvl 7x bowzon who couldnt understand how her ama who could apparently "handle minions of distruction in hell" was getting killed by my 29 necro without even scratching me.

heh 1st post for lld101 Smile

zori · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:20 am Post subject:

there are many many excecuses while you low duel some common are

"ololol you just run" when dueling with my 29 bowazon
"Lagggggg" is good one too
"HACKERRR NOOB"
"you drink"

"lol i cant see you" (but was able to hit me)
"wasnt ready"
"was writing"
ect

pwned.nl · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:26 pm Post subject:

i love this

i also gged a lvl 80 zealot/charger, he was using bstar tho

Nitrix77 · Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 81 0.00 Silvarrr

"Hacker"
"Ebayer"
"YOu hacked my char"
"Your just a noob no skil"
"Cheap"
"You work for blizzard"
"AA not good noob"
"LAggG"
"my dog just died and i cant duel good cause im sad" (No joke, someone really used this)
"Cant win without your gear"
"im mfer"
"im not pvp"
"your gears better"

XXX joins
XXX hostiles (LLD game, lvl 50+)
DaNK-ZealCleric has been slain by XXX
DaNK-ZealCleric: Okay...brb....
I rejoin on Necro (lvl 83)
XXX has been killed by DaNK_Scars
XXX: Haha gotta use a higher level to kill me noob cant duel people your lvl.

That's one of my favorite scenarios, happens alot.

Nitrix77 · Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 81 0.00 Silvarrr

ROFL this just happened last game I was in.

Join a norm dueling game on zealer. WWsin in there.
So I leave, come back on Hammerdin, and there is now another Enigma hammerdin, faith zon, wwsin and fort/eth titans java. I rock the other hammerdin, java and wwsin, but the faith zon keeps running and whoopin on me. So I leave get necro and come back. Now its just me and the two zons. After eating both of them 1 on 1 (The faith zon claimed my prison was lagging her), they team me. So, I rejoin and come up from CP, and kill both of them after a long duel, due to my lack of mana pots. This is the excuse I got from the Faith zon after the 2-3 minute duel we had.

"I died in town"

And the other zon did interfere in that "1 on 1" where i died.

MiniMe · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:

I'm PeteTheCold, which is my FULL TAL(!) mf sorc and lagomek is some newb necro. keep in mind this game is in nightmare, and this necro is using nigma(highest form of ancient armour cant remember name, why would anyone use that on a nec? it only had barely 1.2k def) sojs homonc shako...etc. after i kill him he claims that it was 4 on 1 (my friends lvl 30 trapper was there but he had t-gods on to absorb her traps) he probably didnt realize there were only 4 people in the game including himself? there is alot more trash talking about how noob i was and such but the best thing was he tried to nk and i 2 hit koed him Very Happy

velocity · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:51 pm Post subject:

i was dueling with my lvl14 pally..... watch

@@@ WAS SLAIN BY KrazyieBoneXO_o
@@@: NOOB HACKER U KILLED ME WITH NO WEP!!
KrazyieBoneXO_o: yea im a hacker....
@@@:WHY CANT I BE GODLY!?!?!
@@@:I WANNA OWN HACKERS LIKE YOU
@@@ WAS SLAIN BY KrazyieBoneXO_o
@@@: WATCH U NOOB IM GONNA MAKE A NEW PALLY THAT PUCNHS
Friend#1: LOL!!!
Freind#2:ROFL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KrazyieBoneXO_o: LMAO!, go for it man.....

i was laughing for days.....