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enjoi353
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject:
JOKE THREAD!! Subject description: tricky jokes / stupid jokes / ones that dont make sense, IF YOU GOT EM BRING EM!!! |
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why did the apple?
BECAUSE THE CANOE HAD LEGS!
LOL
anybody get it?
i'll explain later
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Goky
Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 1425
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject:
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I don't get it
Here's another sort of hard to get joke to keep myself entertained:
So a termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bartender here?"
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dragonfire_god
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject:
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Yup, tasty too.
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enjoi353
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:46 pm Post subject:
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ok ill explain a little:
its because the only way for a canoe to walk on land is with legs
kinda getting it now?
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Will
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:40 pm Post subject:
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I sure as hell don't get it ahahah.
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TheWorldIsSquare
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject:
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Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You'd kill yourself too if your name was "Gruahhhhhhnargh."
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enjoi353
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:50 am Post subject:
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TheWorldIsSquare wrote: | Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You'd kill yourself too if your name was "Gruahhhhhhnargh." |
LOL that's terrible
i got a new one though
why did the banana?
BECAUSE ELEPHANTS DON'T HAVE WHEELS!
get that one?
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Will
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:07 am Post subject:
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No :'(
Explain please..This is chinese for me.
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ThatGuy
Joined: 03 Apr 2004 Posts: 1712 BNet Acct/Realm: MONTREAL YAA! Quit d2
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:04 am Post subject:
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How do you confuse an idiot?
Seven.
Props to whoever gets this joke.
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breakbeatz2
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:25 am Post subject:
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HAHA those jokes are incredible!
OMG they are so funny if you get them!
Keep thinking people it's so much funnier if you figure it out by yourself!
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BloodRose
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:25 am Post subject:
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this is a 2 part joke
#1 How do you cause a stampede in Mexico??
Throw a penny down the street
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Wank
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:55 am Post subject:
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye-deer. (Sounds better with country accent.)
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Waramp
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject:
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why shouldnt you put cheese on your nachos?
because its nacho cheese! (say it out loud)
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BloodRose
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject:
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Quote: | this is a 2 part joke
#1 How do you cause a stampede in Mexico??
Throw a penny down the street |
#2 How do you find the richest man in mexico
find the guy that found the penny
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ubermoose
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:52 pm Post subject:
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the two funniest bad jokes EVAR!
Q: what do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: park in it man
Q: what do you do if you see a fireman?
A: put it out man
breakbeatz2 wrote: | HAHA those jokes are incredible!
OMG they are so funny if you get them!
Keep thinking people it's so much funnier if you figure it out by yourself! |
lol, i spent so long thinking about them, that i just started laughing really hard. I dont even get them but its funny just how hard i was trying to.
Edit: Another great one.
Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK.
BA announced: "I ain't getting on no plane fool!"
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