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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:17 pm    Post subject:  
ubermoose wrote:
ol, i spent so long thinking about them, that i just started laughing really hard. I dont even get them but its funny just how hard i was trying to.


LOL... your almost getting it then

new one:

Frosted Flakes?

BECAUSE THE APPLETREE FELL DOWN!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:13 pm    Post subject:  
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice.

What do you do if a womans watch breaks?
Nothing! She should be using the clock on the stove.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:00 am    Post subject:  
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice.

What do you do if a womans watch breaks?
Nothing! She should be using the clock on the stove.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:36 am    Post subject:  
gameshow_man wrote:
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice.

What do you do if a womans watch breaks?
Nothing! She should be using the clock on the stove.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!



*Claps and bows* Smile


seconded Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:00 pm    Post subject:  
enjoi353 wrote:
gameshow_man wrote:
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice.

What do you do if a womans watch breaks?
Nothing! She should be using the clock on the stove.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!



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seconded Smile


old, but:
why do women have smaller feet than men?
so they can stand closer to the sink.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:22 pm    Post subject:  
lol i never heard that one before
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:23 am    Post subject:  
enjoi353 wrote:
ubermoose wrote:
ol, i spent so long thinking about them, that i just started laughing really hard. I dont even get them but its funny just how hard i was trying to.


LOL... your almost getting it then

new one:

Frosted Flakes?

BECAUSE THE APPLETREE FELL DOWN!


your mom IS an appletree but she didn't fall down
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:24 am    Post subject:  
eAr_gOd wrote:
enjoi353 wrote:
ubermoose wrote:
ol, i spent so long thinking about them, that i just started laughing really hard. I dont even get them but its funny just how hard i was trying to.


LOL... your almost getting it then

new one:

Frosted Flakes?

BECAUSE THE APPLETREE FELL DOWN!


your mom IS an appletree but she didn't fall down


frosted flakes?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:26 am    Post subject:  
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Frosted Flakes?

BECAUSE THE APPLETREE FELL DOWN!


Spam?

Because locked.
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