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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject:  JOKE THREAD!!
Subject description: tricky jokes / stupid jokes / ones that dont make sense, IF YOU GOT EM BRING EM!!!		  
why did the apple?

BECAUSE THE CANOE HAD LEGS!

LOL


anybody get it?

i'll explain later
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:40 pm    Post subject:  
I don't get it Sad

Here's another sort of hard to get joke to keep myself entertained:

So a termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bartender here?"
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:57 pm    Post subject:  
Yup, tasty too.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject:  
ok ill explain a little:

its because the only way for a canoe to walk on land is with legs

kinda getting it now?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:40 pm    Post subject:  
I sure as hell don't get it ahahah.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:03 pm    Post subject:  
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?


You'd kill yourself too if your name was "Gruahhhhhhnargh."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject:  
TheWorldIsSquare wrote:
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?


You'd kill yourself too if your name was "Gruahhhhhhnargh."


LOL that's terrible

i got a new one though

why did the banana?

BECAUSE ELEPHANTS DON'T HAVE WHEELS!

get that one?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:07 am    Post subject:  
No :'(


Explain please..This is chinese for me.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject:  
How do you confuse an idiot?

Seven.

Props to whoever gets this joke.
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HAHA those jokes are incredible!

OMG they are so funny if you get them!

Keep thinking people it's so much funnier if you figure it out by yourself!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:25 am    Post subject:  
this is a 2 part joke

#1 How do you cause a stampede in Mexico??




Throw a penny down the street
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?


I have no eye-deer. (Sounds better with country accent.)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:02 pm    Post subject:  
why shouldnt you put cheese on your nachos?



because its nacho cheese! (say it out loud)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject:  
Quote:
this is a 2 part joke

#1 How do you cause a stampede in Mexico??




Throw a penny down the street

#2 How do you find the richest man in mexico



find the guy that found the penny
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:52 pm    Post subject:  
the two funniest bad jokes EVAR!

Q: what do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: park in it man

Q: what do you do if you see a fireman?
A: put it out man

breakbeatz2 wrote:
HAHA those jokes are incredible!

OMG they are so funny if you get them!

Keep thinking people it's so much funnier if you figure it out by yourself!


lol, i spent so long thinking about them, that i just started laughing really hard. I dont even get them but its funny just how hard i was trying to.

Edit: Another great one.

Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK.

BA announced: "I ain't getting on no plane fool!"
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