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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:35 am    Post subject:  Spamming Rules.  
RooBlueBoo wrote:
Yesterday was the day of "Spam" and I figured that this would be a good time to tell you that it is ok with me, just fine and be my guest to spam all you want as long as you follow all these rules to the complete end. Thanks and enjoy yourself while you can....

1) No matter how much u spam, always deny that you were actually spamming. Just because you created 30 threads in 3 minutes does not mean you were spamming unless you agree that you were.


2) When your spam is deleted, become outraged. Spam more, curse the moderators, be a jerk. Go ballistic. Scream about freedom of speech. Nothing shows how out of line the people banning u are like pissing off everyone else in the forums and being a pain in the @ss.


3) Also it is very important to pick a particular mod to blame although it's pretty much impossible to know which mod deleted you unless they tell you. That allows you to put a face on things. For example "if that B@stard Mod A wasn't around the forums would be fine but he keeps deleting me." Also say that particular mod had you banned for disagreeing with him or her because that sounds a lot better than saying "Yeah I got banned for making 800 stupid posts in 3 days"


4) When the forum admin eventually bans your IP make sure to call him a dirty, rotten, no good, arrogant, son of b*tch. Tell everyone how much you hate whatever gaming forum you are in and everyone in it, imparticularly the mods and the forum admin. Tell them how much u hate the game and how (fill in the blank) game A, game B, or game C is going to be "so much better than this game". Try to show everyone how clever you are for getting around the ban by posting at a friends..uh..well ok I should be more realistic here..from a nearby library to show everyone how the forum admin can't push you around. It's also important to encourage everyone you know to quit the game because it sucks.


5) Despite the fact that you hate the game and everyone in it, it is very important to hang around and try to post in the forums as much as possible. Then it's also important to go to other boards and complain about how you got deleted from the game forums.


6) It's also a good idea to start your own forums where freedom of speech rules! Next you need to of course appoint your own mods and forbid spamming (for God's sake look how crappy it's making the general forums of the game you got banned from). Then talk incessantly about how much the other games forums suck and plan out spamming raids on the forums you were kicked off of.


7) Eventually your board will dry up because only a few idiots want to talk to spammers and hear people b*tch all day long. Then go back to the forums you were banned from and complain and spam more (this complaining and spamming will be pretty much indistinguishable from your normal spamming and complaining). Spam and b*tching ratios up 25%, that should teach them!


Cool After you get tired of being deleted for the 40th time that day. Make a "reconciliation post". Say something like "although the forum admin is a jerk and I hate all the mods I have a right to. I wasn't deleted for any good reason so you guys should let the past be the past and let me post normally again". It's always a nice touch to talk about the past like it was 5 years ago when in reality you were spamming the forums less than 24 hours ago. Also you get extra points for threatening to "really spam the forums" if you don't get reinstated.


9) If anyone of the regular forum posters get tired of your spamming and never ending, whiney, b*tching for God's sake don't take the time to consider how right they may be! Make sure to either make a 1 sentence response to their posts like 1) you are a moron 2) you are an idiot or my personal favorite 3) You just don't understand. The key thing to remember is that you are the center of the universe and nothing matters but what you want. All these mods, other posters, and even the forum admin himself are just electronic figments of your imagination. If they get pissed off and tired of hearing you complain and spam it doesn't matter. Remember all other people online exist simply for your amusement!!!


10) This is the secret 10th commandment. This is key to being an uber-spammer, the most important key that will put you over the top and take you down the path to enlightenment. I have two words for you..bathtub radio. That's right, get in the bathtub, plug it in, turn it on and drop it in with you and fry like a...ehr..I mean check out the groovy tunes underwater! Ok, actually the key is to stop spamming and start acting like a semi-normal human being instead maladjusted loser but that's not quite as flashy as "bathtub radio" and you know how people love flash =)

If your going to do it, this is the only way otherwise don't even try because any other way is against the rules. Thank you and "hopefully" I will see you again soon and you will not do any of this because of the end result that is mandatory in #10....


quoted from http://cc-comp.com/D2trade/viewtopic.php?t=28365
by RooBooBlue.

its a very good set of rules, i beleive. so it shall be posted here as well.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:41 am    Post subject:  
This is for you, Voices! :)

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Bela dies before he even gets to the duel. Just look in his sig.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:50 am    Post subject:  
it took me about 2 minutes to figure out what the hell that was. i sincerely hope you copy and pasted that from some website, and didnt sit there for 2 hours making it on a notepad file.
iv seen much better, that style is just lazy.

to anyone still wondering: its mario on yoshi.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:50 am    Post subject:  
It looks better on Arial size 10.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:12 am    Post subject:  
the first time i saw that i thought it was a messed up elephant.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:01 pm    Post subject:  
same here viet. haha that's funny
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:05 pm    Post subject:  
I thought it was 2 chicks being lesbian
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:32 pm    Post subject:  
i thought it was a maze and it was for voices to try and find his ay through with his finger -_-
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:03 pm    Post subject:  
haha that's worse than our odd elephant thing haahhaha.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:29 pm    Post subject:  
haha, all funny suggestions, but lets please stop spamming this thread. thanks.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:19 pm    Post subject:  
talking of spam, look at the bnet us east trading forums, 51 pages of spam and growing Twisted Evil , he really need to read this guide Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:55 pm    Post subject:  
what if i have a waterproof radio?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:58 am    Post subject:  
the fact that u r promoting a rule list, that contains the reader killing himself is about the dumbest thing you could do... i remember gettin in trouble for putting a link to a parody song (showing no nudity, just bad words), saying it was unacceptable becuase this site has young members... telling someone (in this case, our young members, because no1 of maturity will try to spam a site) to drop a plugged in stereo in the water, and i kno that 1000:1 ppl arent dum enough to do that, but thats still one lifeless member of lld101,... but?... wait.. my tit link must be 100 times more inappropriate and lethal than that =[

so am i getting confused, is this hypocritical.. or... contradicting, or just plain "OK"?
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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject:  
Is that mario on yoshi?

or am i on drugs?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:23 am    Post subject:  
Thanks for the clearification. I thought it was an over-grown frog having sex with an elephant.
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