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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:33 am    Post subject:  LLD101 Alcoholics Anonymous (AKA the Drunk Jason Thread)  
thelittlev0ices returned at 12:52:59 AM.
thelittlev0ices: hmm
thelittlev0ices: modding the foprurusm at 1am....drubnk..
thelittlev0ices: ghood idea or no?
thelittlev0ices: my god
thelittlev0ices: mt oqwn VATAER IS MAKING ME DIZY
thelittlev0ices: gholy gfuck
Knarballz: ok jason, dont mod right now lol
thelittlev0ices: omfg too lTE./\
thelittlev0ices: ,ALEYE
thelittlev0ices: LATE
thelittlev0ices: Very Happy\
thelittlev0ices: hoyl craa[p hardcore time
thelittlev0ices: ?
Knarballz: yeah, that would go well lol
thelittlev0ices: iu diont midn if i die qagsin irs aoks
Knarballz: how much have you had to drink?
thelittlev0ices: Alf a 45o9\
thelittlev0ices: holy shitr i cant type worth qa shit
Knarballz: i kinda noticed lol
thelittlev0ices: iv had half a40 of vdka.
thelittlev0ices: wooooooooo
Knarballz: lol
thelittlev0ices: but seri9ouesly. hardcore!?!?!?!

Knarballz: alright lol
thelittlev0ices: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thelittlev0ices: im level 1 though, just so tyou know
thelittlev0ices: http://wirsz.phpwebhosting.com/LLDBB2/viewtopic.php?p=87097#87097best modding everrrrrrrrrrrrr
Knarballz: lol...
thelittlev0ices: opk. im comnig on. if i die. it pborblably has someething to do with the fact that i passed out and deid.
thelittlev0ices: jesusius i canrt even tsee staight
Knarballz: lol
Knarballz: im on your acct lol
thelittlev0ices: i niotfied!@!
thelittlev0ices: you mated medsi8co0jn4ect
thelittlev0ices: omfg. my legs aerw dancing on their own
thelittlev0ices: i cfant ocntrol my legs! seabn!!!!
Knarballz: roll on the ground!
thelittlev0ices: io seriously, call an abuleance . fguck. im deZANcingf all over
thelittlev0ices: og thank godf...m uisci.
Knarballz: ok, ill call an ambulance...except i dont know where you live
thelittlev0ices: bvc
thelittlev0ices: bc
thelittlev0ices: have you heard evere?
thelittlev0ices: evereve
Knarballz: no i havent
thelittlev0ices: thely reopretty good
thelittlev0ices: not power metsl like youd ecvpect
thelittlev0ices: but good
thelittlev0ices: ok uim duizzy
thelittlev0ices: omifg harcore?!
Knarballz: yes come
thelittlev0ices: swhat game?
Knarballz: can you join the game start act 1
Knarballz: start act 1
thelittlev0ices: KI
thelittlev0ices is away at 1:19:59 AM.


Now, you ask, what happened in game?


I am "ImWithDrunkie", Jason is SnapKracklePOP. Read each from bottom to top. I'll include the links above each pic in case they don't load:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Knarl/jasondrunk.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Knarl/jasondrunk1.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Knarl/jasondrunk2.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Knarl/jasondrunk3.jpg


(My cursor is covering the word "setnce", sorry)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Knarl/jasondrunk4.jpg



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:35 am    Post subject:  
That is insane. It should be interesting when Voices wakes up and finds out how some of his night was spent.

I really respect someone who will try that hard to play diablo II. Also, I am a street name away from knowing where Voices lives. Actually, that number is not likely to be right. Anyway, one question for Voices: were the things you typed as funny at the time as there are to read now? That would be pretty awesome if you thought you were being normal Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:09 am    Post subject:  
ahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa " omfg don't die!" i didnt realize it was hardcore til second pic
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thats damn funny Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing what a champion
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:50 am    Post subject:  
lol d2 drunk is prolly the most confusing game to play drunk
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:53 am    Post subject:  
between my legs uncontrollably dancing, and being so dizzy, it was incredibly hard to play that time.

and that was my right address. while i usually have no fear of telling people, i wont leave it posted on the internet for peoples future reference.

i just drank like a litre of chocolate milk. i think im still drunk.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject:  
damn...even my crazy ass friends dont get as wasted as you.... Very Happy

where did u drink? at a bar? and if that's so, how did u manage to make it home?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:13 am    Post subject:  
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and that was my right address. while i usually have no fear of telling people, i wont leave it posted on the internet for peoples future reference.



Oops, I figured that was jibberish like everything else. Sorry Jason. Embarassed
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i was at a friends house party up the street. i had planned on running home, but ended up getting a ride from one of my friends. and almost breaking her car door off when i got (fell) out.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:53 am    Post subject:  
VoicesLLD wrote:
i just drank like a litre of chocolate milk. i think im still drunk.


Of course. You have to spell it the cool way: liter.

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was at a friends house party up the street. i had planned on running home, but ended up getting a ride from one of my friends. and almost breaking her car door off when i got (fell) out.


I had a similar experience once...my friend's car doesn't have a backseat...you could probably guess what happened on the ride home.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:54 am    Post subject:  
What I find truly commendable was that, after stumbling home drunk as hell, his impulse was to play Diablo 2. The few times I've come home drunk enough to be hallucinating my only impulse was pass out somewhere where it would be easy to clean up the puke the next day.

At least your moment of embarassment was restricted to gibberish on the internet. A friend of mine in high school passed out with his pants down sitting on the toilet at a party once. Thank god for polaroid cameras, otherwise the entire school might have never known the hilarity of that moment. He's just lucky this happened in the days before digital cameras, otherwise he would have found himself starring in one of those "Priceless" Mastercard spoofs...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject:  
hahahaha. we were at the bar one time for my buddies birthday. and one of his buddies got too drunk and ended up on the can. how you can puke and crap, at the same time, i dont know, but he managed to achieve it. my buddy ended up having to take care of his buddy, on his birthday.

on the drive home, a bunch of my friends drew all over the guys face. was pretty funny to see it when they showed up at the drop off point. all i remember is a french mustache, but there was a bunch more.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:09 am    Post subject:  
my friend has by far the best passing out story

he got wasted and broke into a middle school across the way from my friends house and passed out in the middle of one of the hall ways. he awoke to a cop and a teacher asking him what he was doing here, he responded with a question as to why theyre were in his house...

anyway he didnt get arrested but some funny stuff id say
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VoicesLLD wrote:
how you can puke and crap, at the same time, i dont know, but he managed to achieve it.


There used to be an urban legend floating around years ago about a really, really disgusting story wherein something like this happened. Let's just say the words "projectile vomiting" and "explosive diarrhea" were used rather liberally in the description. Along with such lines as "had to leave his underwear behind", and "needed to buy a towel to walk out with around his waist".

A year or so later a similar story surfaced, except *this* time someone had thoughtfully grabbed some pics of the aftereffects with a digital camera (or possibly a camera phone). It... was not a pretty sight to see. It looked sorta like someone was trying to recreate the pub restroom from "Trainspotting" all by himself. I don't envy the guy that had to clean that up.

O/T: people who clean public restrooms are America's unsung heroes. I briefly had a job in my youth where, as a building attendant for a public facility, I had to unclog restrooms when they got "clogged". That was not pleasant, but I'd like to share the worst experience I've seen, and commend the quiet hero who made everything right.

In my previous job, I ran an outdoor community concert series. Every year I rented portable restrooms for the event, because we'd get about 5000-7000 people per show. And every July 4th weekend some dumbass kids would knock over one or two of the porta-potties. Well, the first year I ran the series, I was called down on July 5th because this exact thing had happened. I called the cleaning company, and went down with another staff person to "survey the damage". As I we got within about 50 feet of this thing, the stench began to be noticeable, and getting much closer than ten feet meant having to actively surpress our gag reflexes. Know this:

1. This was one of six portable restrooms for a concert of 6000 attendees. Assume 2000 of them used the can during the concert, which means about 300 people had used this portable,
2.The last concert was on July 2nd, which means that everything in it was about three days old,
3. It had been a *really* hot summer,
4. This baby had been knocked over and rolled around, which means the "stuff" was spread pretty much everywhere inside there.

As we sat there gagging and marvelling, the cleaning guy showed up. He picked the portable up and set it upright (they're not heavy). Without a word, he put on boots and gloves, grabbed a bucket and mob, and opened the door and stepped inside. The staffer and I applauded, and I offered him a salute.

Screw astronauts. The bravest explorers of the modern day are the men and women whose job it is to clean up unspeakable filth that the rest of us dearly hope we never come in contact with.

/salute

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject:  
haha, hear hear to the janitors. God knows, and now you guys, that i made my boss clean the bathrooms at super fresh.

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