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Twisted-Prodigy · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:07 pm Post subject:

TWISTED-PRODIGY WRITES!!!

Why does it feel like night today?
Something in your butt is not right today.
Why are you so uptight today?
A cucumber is all you got left in yo butt today
I don't know what stressed u first
Or how the pressure was fed 2 your a$$
But I know you know just what it feels like

So I know that when it's time to sink or swim, you will sink!
Right beneath my skin

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind from my barbarian inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is you gettin not good-easy'pk'd

-OH OWN3D
Served.lol.thxto-linkin park

DiPLOMAT · Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 1644 12.37 Silvarrr

wIMP stop crying please leave your sorrows in PUB games u little gal... and im done with this rapping thread considering.. it all sounds like crap (even mine) with no beat.. someone set up an online conference wit beats and you could sign me in =.= then i show u real rap EASE PK.. kinda like wIMP in D2 pubs.. cry more kiddy

Wank · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject:

if u ever wanna own me with a 30-37 ill be glad to, handle it like a man and quit talkin noise.

DiPLOMAT · Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 1644 12.37 Silvarrr

breakbeatz2 · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject:

That didn't rhyme

Belarathon · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject:

just so everyone knows this is like the battle grounds for me lol... anything i make fun of you for in raps im not serious about or even if i am i dont actually care. except for break really is fat and skilless

neither did that
i guess you're fat Sad

worst rapper on east
not skilled in the least
diplomat needs to calm down and realize he's horrible
bryan's child-like rhymes are simply adorable
knarl gets off on putting down others
most of whom could run the site better than him + all his brothers
he sits back and watches his mods do all the work
then takes glory for the site like some sort of jerk
dao once again types up a story long as hell,
in hopes of maybe getting an approving lol
you've already been 99% accepted here
no need to keep on typing huge posts that are queer!
the "hot ladies" you allllways talking about meetingon the run
are truly just a coverup, and you're fooling no one.
where's meitou in this thread? isn't he a good rhymer?
oh he probably can;t read the small print since he's such an old timer.
now im really bored of typing for so long
so you can all flame me back and tell me how i'm wrong
(don't forget to include my "ill-tempered, stubborn" tude, in your song)

Death-Strider · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject:

This white boy is about to beat you all down
Show you who be the clown
You all think your rhymes are mad
I'll show you all that they are bad
You may not know me, but I spit the best
To hell you say I'll rip you and prove the test
Pull a gun, unload a glock
Don't Fu*k round my block
Nigga you think you hard?
I'll drag you into my yard
Put you in your place
Make you beg for disgrace
Enough of this Sh*t You in your place

Dao Jones · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject:

Lol. I liked your rap Bel. But you called me out, and since you wanted a flame forum, I think it'd be best accomplished in rap form. Call it the new East Coast/West Coast throwdown.

You steppin' to me? Yo, you must be foolin'
Its plain to see boy, you need some after-schoolin'
I don't give a sh*t what anyone thinks
But don't be tellin' lies 'bout my Sassy Minxx
Hit up their site, take a seat and work your digits
I got plenty of love for all you mental midgets
I roll with the honeys 'cause I've been blessed with the task
It ain't your business to know even though you're gonna ask
How many I've banged? Maybe it's one and maybe many
But I still come on top because I doubt you're getting any
One look at your mug, and it sends the girlies weepin'
And you're so bad in bed even your hand has gone to sleepin'
I seen a shot of your girl, and she's a hottie indeed
So send your baby *my* way to get the lovin' she needs
You wanna hop on my jock? You wanna claim I like cocks?
Boy I been banging the girls since you were playing with blocks
To summarize my dissent: my girls I didn't invent
And though I don't look like Fuh, my lovin' life's excellent
So here's my message to you, and you can hear if you please
My life is walking on clouds, while yours is down on your knees.

Wank · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject:

So your saying you can actually duel my llds with an lld and not resort to using a mld to kill me? Sounds like fun.

Mr.Snuggles · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:42 pm Post subject:

My words are like a dagger,
my rhymes are like a fist,
My beats are so harsh,
Make you bitches cut your wrist,
You wanna hang with the best,
you nigga's can't handle me,
so just lay in the ground an' rest,
cause when I'm done with you,
you gonna wish you was dead,
as I place my glock against your temple,
watch this bullet pierce your head,
Bitches better learn that when I'm around,
All you nigga's betta hit the floor and bow,
cause I'm the king wearin the golden crown,
I'm the best you will ever see in this town.
I'm done playin around,
lets kick this up a notch,
as I'm bobbin my head,
my hand on my crotch,
see if you can keep up,
I don't think you can,
cause you little bitches SUCK,
I keep my fists tight,
when it's time for a mic fight,
my rhmes are life like,
like gettin hit over the head with a honor pike,
leavin you on the ground to bleed,
illiterate bitches need to learn how to f*ckin read,
this adrenaline startin to feed,
cause my body knows what I need,
I need someone tough,
someone who can handle rymes that are rough,
you bitches aren't enough,
Place you on my mantle cause you losers got stuffed,
I'll even battle you bitches in the rain,
cause I'll f*ck you up like sex on an airplane,
I'm a wild beast not able to be tame,
I'm done with this rap cause you bitches is lame.

Dao Jones · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:41 pm Post subject:

And the award for the most uses of the word "bitches" in one post goes to... Neutral

Wank · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject:

Sad diplomat, you call me wIMP and this is the second time youve declined my challenges... That makes me the wimp? Nty.

FudGe · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject:

this thread should be called "who can out-lame me"

sPiN · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:14 am Post subject:

jacques-strap is such a negitave man
don't be a i can't do it, be a yes i can
maybe you can't rhyme maybe i can't either
but i bet anyone here can out-rap weezer
cmon man it's all fun and games
lots of people can't rap, not pointing out any names
look at dao's rap trying to out diss bela
he's got some skills, gotta respect that fella
sure his posts are long and boring to read
now get out of bed son, and say bye to gheed.

-ps i don't like rap, just looked like fun to do